Your Own House Boy for the Day
Having lived in Malawi for ten years, I have experienced first hand, how helpful it can be to have domestic staff. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a lazy person who hates washing up, but a busy person, who at the time had to keep a full time job. Having someone around the house, not only helped them to support their family, because they were now working, but gave me the freedom to work and socialise, simply because domestic chores were no longer on my agenda.
How I would love house staff again, especially now as The Friday Team are beginning to identify themselves and the sites get busy, but alas the budget won’t allow, just yet!
I often visit friends, who, like me, are also busy and as a result, their domestic chores pile up in front of them. How beneficial would it be, for them to have domestic staff?
Well, now you can treat them to their very own house boy for the day, as we discovered a unique, daring and hilarious idea for combining that need for domestic help, with an unforgettable suprise!
YOUR MATES WILL LOVE THIS…..
Sit back and relax while your very own HOUSE BOY scurries around with the hoover, brings your drinks and dusts your tables! Having a domestic cleaner has never been the same. You provide the cleaning materials and your house boy will work to your orders!
Why not hire Jeeves as your houseboy for…
Gift for a friends birthday
Pamper yourself for the day while you sit back and relax
Prize at a party for one lucky lady
Coffee morning
When your too busy to do the housework
What services do you offer?
“We offer a male servant, in a thong, to work for YOU at various LADIES ONLY HOUSE PARTIES. Every service involves a respectable, yet desirable male in a thong or g-string! We can help with party ideas and themes and we can also suggest and help set up party games and forfeits for either the servant to entertain you with or for the guests to have a go at themselves.”
How and why were Ladies Nights started?
“We started back in 2002 after careful consideration and research in to what women wanted. We noted the popularity of Male Strip Shows and asked what our female friends wanted. They said that many shows either went too far for their friends or didn’t go far enough. Basically they wanted a say in how the party went. They wanted to choose how far the stripper went rather than have to have the same show that the entertainers put on for EVERY group. They also enjoyed the Victorian romance and being waited on by a man. Having their own servant to work for them with the addition of a little titilation! We put all this together and came up with services that WOMEN REALLY WANT!”
What can we expect when we hire the service?
“You will receive a very hardworking male with a nice body. From then on its up to YOU! He will do as he’s told. Wear what he’s told and be YOUR fantasy! He will carry out the duties you requested him to do when you book with us. He will obey YOU and your guests throughout the night while wiggling his cute buttocks! He will be the perfect servant at YOUR beck and call and make your night that extra special!”
What duties will he perform for me?
“When you book your servant we will keep in contact with you for several weeks to ask about your event, who will be attending, what duties you wish him to carry out and what games or forfeits you may want. His duties can be anything from…
Greeting your guests on arrival
Pouring the drinks
Keeping glasses topped up
Lighting cigarettes
Washing up
Keeping the rooms tidy
Taking coats
Doing entertaining forfeits
Lap dance for a guest
Holding ashtrays
…. and a whole lot more on your command!!!!
You can chat with our staff by email and phone to keep us informed about your event and the duties you wish him to do.”
Why tire yourself out worrying about who’s got what drinks or if there is enough clean glasses to pour your friend another wine… when you’ve got a servant to do it for you! Just sit back and enjoy the party!
What are forfeits?
“They are simple, funny tasks that you can order your servant to do. They break the ice at a party and act as hilarious entertainment for your guests! They are often used as punishments for not obeying a guest or forgetting to address a Lady as M’lady and can be anything from…
20 Press ups
10 Spanks
Having ice cubes poured in his thong
… and many more!!
The ‘SERVANTS FORFEITS’ have become very popular and have the party crowd in raptures!!! See who can order him to do the most. There is a book full of forfeits that the guests can choose from every time they feel he ‘deserves’ a forfeit!
Are there any age restrictions at the parties?
“Yes. As you can imagine, with a semi-naked male in the room we have to put an age restriction of 18 on our services. We also are only allowed to offer our services for LADIES ONLY parties which means only Ladies over the age of 18 are allowed to attend your party if you choose one of our services.”
What type of party can we hire the male servant for?
“Basically any house party that is for Adult Ladies Only. Our servant has worked at many occasions from raunchy hen nights to tame business meetings. These may include…
Dinner Party
Garden Party
Hen Night
Birthday
Charity
Murder Mystery
Fancy Dress
Halloween
Christmas
Divorce Party
Lingerie Party
Ladies Business Network
Club Meetings
…. You name it and we can and have worked at all sorts of Ladies Only events!”
If you would like to book Jeeves, please use the contact form below:
Written by The Editor on March 6th, 2006 with
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#1. April 25th, 2006, at 11:13 PM.
Great stuff. Your blog is cool to read. KyleX